Baby Rabbit

1. Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

2. What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

3. What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.