Guy Buys a Parrot

This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a pleasant voice, "Can you talk?"

This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response from the bird.

Finally one morning, totally fed up, he shouts, "CAN YOU TALK, YOU STUPID MORONIC BIRD? CAN YOU TALK?"

The bird looks him in the eye and says "I can talk, all right. Can you fly?"