Little Boy and Honey
The Little boy comes into the Irish shop with a greater pot, approaches to a counter and speaks the seller: - Me, please, a full pot of honey.
The seller pours honey and speaks the boy: - From you pound and five pence. - you understand, at us now not money but as soon as the daddy will earn, we at once shall bring them. - I know these your features!
And well give here honey! (takes away a pot and pours out honey back). The boy leaves with a pot shop, turns for a corner and speaks, looking in a pot:
"the daddy was right. Hà pair sandwiches here quite will suffice "