Parrot Cussing
So there is this parrot and he knows a bunch of swear words and the owner says ,
"If you don't stop swearing I'm going to sick you in the freezer." So the parrot starts swearing and the guy puts him in the freezer.
The parrot continues cussing up a storm but after a few minutes the parrot suddenly stops.
The guy says "Will you stop swearing now?" and the parrot says "I'll stop, but first I want to know what the chicken did."