Prairie Tortoise Prayer
A little boy came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned The Prairie Tortoise Prayer.
She didn't want to admit that she didn't have any idea what he was talking about, so she spent the week reading her Bible and asking friends about it. No one could help her.
She decided to go to church and ask the pastor. During the service she got her answer when he said, "Let us pray the prayer he taught us. Our father..."