Tattoos on cat and Tom Brady
You might think that Tom Brady is a dog person but you’d be wrong.
He is in fact a cat person and has nine hairless cats living in a small cottage in the mountains of New England.
It is understood that Tom Brady always really wanted to be a dog person but he is highly allergic so instead he tattoos his cats to make them more manly.
He once pierced a hamster but it died of complications and he doesn’t speak of it anymore.