Two Laughing Gulls

Two old men went out on a fishing trip with a wize old skipper. Shortly after leaving the dock two laughing gulls flew over their craft and one decided to let its' intestinal contents free.

The excrement landed on the bald head of one of the fishermen. The other old man exclaimed "Don't get upset.

Stay right here and I'll go fetch some toilet paper". The skipper replied, "No need for that. By the time you return the birds will have flown away".